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喝铁观音笑口常开不亦曰乎

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Issuing time:2021-12-21 14:33

著作得以出版,殷切切送某人一册,扉页上恭正题写:“赠xxx先 生存正。”一月过罢,偶尔去废旧书报收购店见到此册,遂折价买回,于 扉页上那条题款下又恭正题写:“再赠xxx先生存正。”写毕邮走,踅 进一家酒馆坐喝,不禁乐而开笑。


大学毕业,年届三十,婚姻难就,累得三朋四友八方搭线,但一次一次介绍终未能成就。忽一日,又有人送来游票,郑重讲明已物色着一位姑 娘,同意明日去公园xx桥第三根栏杆下见面。黎明早起,赶去约会,等 候的姑娘竟是两年前曾经别人介绍见过面的。姑娘说:“怎么又是你?!” 掉身而去。木木在桥上立了半晌,不禁乐而开笑。


好友x君,编辑十五年杂志,清苦贫困,英年早逝。保存下那一枝笔 和一副深度近视镜。租三轮车送亡友去火葬场火化,待化的队列冗长,忽 见墙上张贴有“本场优待知识分子”,立即返回取来编辑证书,果然火化 提前,免受尸体臭烂,不禁乐而开笑。


入厕所大便完毕,发现未带手纸,见旁边有被揩过的一片脏纸,应急 欲用,却进来一个人蹲坑,只好等着那人便后先走。但那人也是没手纸, 为难半天,也发现那片脏纸,企图我走后应急。如此相持许久,均心照不 宣,后同时欲先下手为强,偏又进来一人,背一篓,拄一铁条,为拣废纸 者,铁条一点,扎去脏纸入篓走了。两人对视,不禁乐而开笑。


居住于A城的伯父,沉沦于二十年右派生涯,早妻离子散,平反后已 垂垂暮老,多回忆早年英武及故友。我以他大学的一位女生名义去信慰藉, 不想他立即复信,只好信来信往,谈当年的友情,谈数十年的思念,谈 现在鳏寡人的处境,及至发展到黄昏恋。我半月一封,连续四年不断,且 信中一再说要去见他,每次日期将至又以患病推延。伯父终老弱病倒,我 去看他,临咽气说:“我等不及她来了。她来了,你把这个箱子交她。” 又说一句“我总没白活。”安详瞑目。掩埋了伯父,打开箱子,竟是我写 给他的近百封信,得意为他在爱的幸福中度过晚年,不禁乐而开笑。


陪领导去某地开会,讨论席上,领导突然脖子发痒,用手去摸,摸出 一个肉肉的小东西,脸色微红旋又若无其事说:“我还以为是个虱子哩!” 随手丢到地上。我低头往地上瞅,说:“噢,我还以为不是个虱子哩!” 会后领导去风景区旅游,而我被命令返回,列车上买一个鸡爪边嚼边想, 不禁乐而开笑。


夜里正在床上半醒半睡,有人影推门闪进来,在立柜里翻,翻出一堆 破衣服和书报,扔了;再往架板上翻,翻出各类米袋子、面袋子和书报, 扔了;在桌斗里又翻,是一堆读书卡片,凑眼前看了看,扔了。咕嚷了一 句顺门便走,我在床上说:“朋友,把门拉上,夜里有风的。”小偷把门 拉上了。天明起来整理房间,一地乱书乱报,竟发现找了好久未找着的一 份资料,不禁乐而开笑。


上大街回来,挤了一身臭汗,牢骚道:“用枪得在街十字路口扫一通!” 回家一杯茶未喝尽,楼梯上步声杂乱,巷中有人呼:“大街上有人用 枪打死几十人了!”遂也往街上跑,街上人山人海,弯腰往里挤,问:“尸体在哪儿?”一熟人说:“不是你讲的吗?”忽记得那一句顺口的牢骚, 不禁乐而开笑。


剧场里正巧和一位官太太邻座,太太把持不住放一屁,四周骚哗;骂 问:“谁放的?不文明!”太太窘极不语,骂问声更甚。我站起说:“我 放的!”众人骚哗即息,却以手作扇风状,太太也扇,畏我如臭物,回望 她不禁乐而开笑。


出外突然有人迎面过来打招呼,立即停下,作疑惑状。“你不认识我 了?”“怎么不认识!”于是握手,互问哪儿来,到哪儿去,互问老人康 健孩子可乖,互说又胖了,又瘦了,半天的淡而无味的话。分手了,终想 不起这是谁,不禁乐而开笑。


弄文学的穷朋友来家侃山,酒瘾发而酒瓶仅能空出一杯酒,取马鬃四 根,各人蘸吮,却大声划拳:“三匹马,五魁手……你一盅(鬃)!我一 盅(鬃)!”窗外卖茶蛋的老妪对老翁说:“怪不得咱出钱让人家写文章 宣传咱不干,人家钱多酒量也大,喝了整晌也未醉!”听着不禁乐而开笑。


路过一条小巷,忽见有长队排出,以为又在出售紧俏物件了,急忙列 入其中,排到跟前,方见是巷口唯一的厕所,居民等候出恭,不禁乐而开 笑。


去给孩子买一双袜子,昨日看时价是一元,今日是一元二角,怏怏出 店门,打响一个喷嚏,喷带出一口痰。正想是售货员在嘲笑我,我方有喷 嚏打出,一位戴“卫管员”袖章的人却责斥我吐了痰要罚五角钱。掏出那 一元钱,卫管员没零钱找,遂再当地吐一口,愤愤而走,走过十步,不禁 乐而开笑。


出差去旅社住宿,服务员开发票“作协”写成“做鞋”,不禁乐而开 笑。夏月偏停电,爬十二屋楼梯去办公室,气喘吁吁到门口了,门钥匙却 和自行车钥匙系在一起,遣忘在车子锁孔了,不禁乐而开笑。


路遇一女子,回望我嫣然一笑,极感幸福,即趋而前去搭话,女子闪 进一家商店,尾随入店,玻璃上映出自己衣服钮扣错位,不禁乐而开笑。


名字是自己的,别人却用得最多,不禁乐而开笑。


写完《笑口常开》草稿,去吸一根烟,返身要誊写时,草稿不见了, 妻说:“是不是一大页写过的纸,我上厕所用了。”惊呼:“那是一篇散 文!”妻说:“白纸舍不得用,我只说写过的纸就没用了。”急奔厕所, 幸而虽臭但未全湿,捂鼻子抄出一份,不禁乐而开笑

The book was published, and I eagerly gave someone a volume. On the title page, the inscription: "Gift Mr. xxx and keep it right." After one month, I occasionally saw this volume at the scrapbooking store and bought it back at a discount. Under the inscription, he wrote: "I will give Mr. xxx again and keep it." After writing, I walked into a pub to sit and drink, and couldn't help laughing happily.


After graduating from university, in his thirtieth year, marriage was difficult, and three friends and four friends were so exhausted that they could connect with each other. Suddenly, someone sent a tourist ticket, solemnly stating that an aunt had been found, and agreed to meet under the third railing of the xx bridge in the park tomorrow. Wake up early at dawn and rushed to go on a date. The girl waiting was actually introduced and met two years ago. The girl said, "Why are you again?!" She turned away. Mu Mu stood on the bridge for a while, and couldn't help laughing happily.


My friend x Jun, edited the magazine for fifteen years, and died young in poverty. Save the pen and a pair of deep myopia glasses. Renting a tricycle to send the deceased friend to the crematorium for cremation. The waiting queue was lengthy. Suddenly, I saw the "Preferential Treatment Intellectuals" posted on the wall. I immediately returned to fetch the editing certificate. Sure enough, the cremation was advanced to prevent the body from stinking. Just kidding.


After entering the toilet to have a bowel movement, I found that I didn't bring toilet paper. I saw a piece of dirty paper that had been wiped next to me. I wanted to use it in an emergency, but a person came in to squat in the pit and had to wait for the person to leave before going to the toilet. But the man also didn't have toilet paper, so he was embarrassed for a long time, and found that piece of dirty paper, trying to make an emergency after I left. After staying in this way for a long time, both agreed not to declare. Later, at the same time, he wanted to start to be strong, but another person came in, carrying a basket, leaning on an iron bar, and picking up the waste paper, piercing the dirty paper into the basket and leaving. The two looked at each other and couldn't help laughing happily.


The uncle who lives in City A sinks into a rightist career for twenty years. His early wife has been scattered, and he is very old after being rehabilitated. He often recalls his early years of heroism and old friends. I wrote a letter of solace in the name of a girl from his university. I didn’t want him to reply immediately, so I had to write letters to talk about the friendship of the year, talk about the longing for decades, talk about the current widowhood situation, and even the development of twilight love. I wrote it every half month for four consecutive years, and the letter repeatedly said that I would go to see him, and every time the date was approaching, it was delayed because of illness. My uncle was old and weak, and fell ill. I went to see him, and breathed out and said, "I can't wait for her to come. She is here, and you hand over this box to her." Then he said, "I didn't live in vain." Serenely stared at him. I buried my uncle and opened the box. It turned out to be nearly a hundred letters I wrote to him, proud to spend his old age in the happiness of love, and I couldn't help laughing happily.


To accompany the leader to a meeting somewhere, on the discussion table, the leader suddenly got itchy neck, touched it with his hand, and found out a fleshy little thing, his face turned red and casually said: "I thought it was a louse!" To the ground. I looked down at the ground and said, "Oh, I thought it was not a louse!" After the meeting, the leader went to the scenic area to travel, and I was ordered to return. I bought a chicken paw on the train and thought while chewing. I couldn't help laughing. .


I was half awake and half asleep on the bed at night, and a shadow came in by pushing the door, turning in the closet, turning out a pile of torn clothes, books and newspapers, and throwing it away; turning on the shelf again, turning out all kinds of rice bags, flour bags and Books and newspapers, threw them away; flipped through the table and a pile of reading cards, looked in front of them, and threw them away. With a grunt, I stopped by the door, and I said on the bed, "My friend, pull the door closed, it's windy at night." The thief closed the door. When I got up to clean up my room in the morning, I found a piece of information I hadn't found for a long time, and I couldn't help laughing.


When I came back on the street, I was squeezed into a sweat, and grumbled: "You can use a gun to sweep at the intersection of the street!" When I went home, I hadn't drunk a cup of tea. The steps on the stairs were chaotic. Someone in the alley called: "Someone used a gun on the street. I killed dozens of people!" Then he ran into the street. There were crowds of people on the street, bending over to squeeze in, and asked, "Where is the body?" An acquaintance said, "Didn't you tell me?" Suddenly remember that sentence. 'S complaints, can't help but laugh happily.


I happened to be sitting next to an official wife in the theater, and the wife couldn't help but fart, and all around was screaming; scolding: "Who put it? Uncivilized!" The wife was extremely embarrassed, and the scolding was even worse. I stood up and said, "I let it go!" Everyone screamed, but they fanned them with their hands, and the wife fanned them too, fearing me like a stinky thing. Looking back, she couldn't help laughing.


Suddenly someone came over to say hello when he was out, and stopped immediately, bewildered. "You don't know me?" "Why don't you know!" So they shook hands and asked each other where they came from and where they were going. After breaking up, I couldn't remember who it was, and couldn't help laughing.


Poor friends who play literature come to talk about the mountains. They become addicted to alcohol and the bottle can only empty a glass of wine. They take four horse manes and each dipped them, but they slapped a fist loudly: "Three horses, five kui hands...you take a cup. (Mane)! I have a cup of (mane)!" The old woman who sells tea eggs outside the window said to the old man, "No wonder we paid for people to write articles to advertise that we would not do it. People have a lot of money and drink a lot, and they have not been drunk after drinking for a long time. !" I couldn't help laughing with joy.


Passing by a small alley, suddenly there was a long queue coming out, thinking that it was selling short-selling items again, and hurriedly listed among them. Fang Jian was the only toilet at the entrance of the alley.


I went to buy a pair of socks for my child. Yesterday, the price was one yuan, and today it was one yuan and two jiao. I went out of the shop with a sneeze and a mouthful of sputum. I was thinking that the salesperson was laughing at me, and we sneezed out, but a person wearing a "guardian" armband reprimanded me for spitting and was fined five cents. After taking out the dollar, the guard had no change to find, so he spit on the spot, and walked away angrily. After ten steps, he couldn't help laughing happily.


On a business trip to stay in a hotel, the waiter invoiced the "writers association" as "making shoes", and couldn't help laughing. Xia Yue had a power failure and climbed the stairs of the Twelve House to the office, panting to the door, but the door key was tied to the bicycle key, and she forgot to put it in the keyhole of the car, and couldn't help laughing happily.


When I met a woman, I looked back with a smile, feeling extremely happy, and immediately went to talk, the woman flashed into a store, followed into the store, the glass reflected her clothes buttons misplaced, I couldn't help laughing happily.


The name is my own, but others use it the most, and I can't help laughing.


After writing the draft of "Laughing Always", I went to smoke a cigarette. When I turned back to transcribe, the draft disappeared. The wife said, "Is it a large page of paper, I used it in the toilet." exclaimed: "That's a prose!" said his wife, "I can't bear to use the white paper. I just said that the paper I wrote is useless." I rushed to the toilet, but fortunately, although it was smelly but not all wet, I made a copy by covering my nose. While laughing


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