我的爸爸是做铁观音茶叶的

我的爸爸是做铁观音茶叶的，

经常我睡了才回家，

天天管理铁观音茶园没有节假日，不能陪我一起玩。

听爸爸说今年生意特别难做，

我非常担心爸爸哪一天被累垮了。

如果我的爸爸累垮了，

他就不能给我买鱼买肉吃。

不能吃鱼吃肉，我的记忆力就会下降。

上课听不进去，成绩就上不去，

我的成绩上不去就会被骂，我就会失去信心。

失去信心就会读不好书，

读不好书就不能毕业，

不能毕业就会找不到好工作，

找不到好工作就赚不了钱，

赚不了钱就会没钱纳税，

没钱纳 税，国家就难发工资给老师，

老师领不到工资就会没心情教学，

没心情教学，就会影响我们祖国的未来，

影响了祖国的未来，

中国就难以腾飞，

中华民族就会退化成野蛮的民族。

中华民族成了野蛮的民族，

美国就会怀疑我国有大规模杀伤性武器，

美国就会向中国开战，

第三次世界大战就会爆发。

第三次世界大战爆发其中一方必定会实力不足，

实力不足就会动用核武器，

动用核武器就会破坏自然环境，

自然环境被破坏，

大气层就会破个大洞，

大气层破个大洞地球温度就会上升，

两极冰山就会融化，

冰山融化，

地球水位就会上升，地球水位上升，

全人类就会被淹死。

因此这绝对关系到全人类的生命财产安全，

所以我要在这里呼吁看到此文的叔叔阿姨们，

请你们平常有空就去找我爸爸买茶，

让生意好一点，多赚一点钱。

这一年我们绝不能让地球毁灭的悲剧发生！

【老师评语】

你的逻辑思维强大到叹为观止！

请马上告诉你爸爸；

老师明天就发动所有的学生家长亲戚朋友，

去找你爸买茶，

绝不能让地球毁灭！

▼茶文化行业人背后的真实人生！风光背后其实是

茶农的辛勤劳动和付出

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茶行业诚信第一

茶叶这个市场里，

诚信是比生命更重要的东西 ，

在这个市场里，

靠的是一张脸、一个名声，

名声坏一次你基本可以告别这个圈子了。

只要守信，

一个电话，

几万、几十万、几百万甚至几千万的款马上到你手里。

这是这个市场的魅力。

社会中诚信执行最好的圈子，

为之坚持，

诚信是金，

以信而立，

这也是我们一直所坚守的最宝贵的东西。

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风光背后的辛酸

做茶叶的人!

表面风光当老总，茶老板

当金主!

穿着光鲜，

口吐莲花，

指点着几百万几千万几个亿几十个亿的市场，

其实过着苦逼的日子，

天天早出晚归!

大江南北漂泊，

一日三餐不定，

甚至几天一顿安稳饭!

应酬形形色色的人。

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做茶叶真难

报价高了，说你黑；

报价低了，说你是骗子；

报价正好，又说考虑考虑！

搭理他，他跟你扯淡；

不搭理他，他说你装逼；

聊好了，他又说去考虑考虑

...

让我们做茶叶的人如何是好？

但是日子还得过，我还得继续做...

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砍价先砍我吧

成本很大，

利润很薄，

这就是做茶叶的现状。

亲，

别老砍价那么狠了，

别以为我们能挣多少钱了，

真的是很微薄的利润了，

如果就想砍价，

砍价之前先砍我吧！

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我不是在管茶叶 是在玩命

茶叶市场老板的心电图：

正常心跳：

__/______/_______

有客户来单时的心跳：

__/___/_/__/_/_

客户议价时的心跳：

_/_/_/_/_/_/_

客户订单来时的心跳：

///////////

钱打不出时的心跳：

_______________

所以说做茶叶，

真是练命，

且干且珍惜！

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做茶叶市场的真实人生

吃着十块钱的炒饭，

催着几万的汇款。

坐着一块钱的公交，

谈着几千块的合同。

睡着一百多块钱的旅社，

指点着几千万的市场。

拿着几千块钱的辛苦钱，

盯着成千万上亿的单子。

做茶叶的，

就是如此任性。

找行业就应该找这样的，

玩着数亿计的生意。

赚着百元计的钞票!

拿着卖白菜的钱，

操着卖白·粉的心！

生意是高端大气上档次，

利润是低调奢华接地气！

天马行空的生意！

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有人问

即然很累为啥不退?

因为除了做茶叶，啥都不会！

My father made tea,

Often I go home after sleeping,

I manage the tea garden every day. There are no holidays, so I can't play with me.

I heard from my father that business is particularly difficult this year.

I was very worried that my father would be worn out one day.

If my dad is exhausted,

He can't buy me fish and meat to eat.

If I can't eat meat or fish, my memory will decline.

If you don't listen in class, you won't get grades.

If my grades don't go up, I will be scolded, and I will lose confidence.

If you lose your confidence, you will not be able to read well.

If you don't read well, you can't graduate.

If you can't graduate, you won't find a good job.

If you can't find a good job, you can't make money.

If you can't make money, you won't have money to pay taxes.

Without money to pay taxes, it is difficult for the state to pay teachers.

Teachers will not be in the mood to teach if they don't get paid.

If you are not in the mood to teach, it will affect the future of our motherland.

affect the future of the motherland,

It is difficult for China to take off,

The Chinese nation will degenerate into a barbaric nation.

The Chinese nation has become a barbaric nation,

The United States will suspect that my country has weapons of mass destruction,

America will go to war with China,

A third world war will break out.

When the third world war breaks out, one of the parties will definitely be insufficient.

If the strength is insufficient, nuclear weapons will be used.

The use of nuclear weapons would destroy the natural environment,

the natural environment is destroyed,

There will be a hole in the atmosphere,

If a hole in the atmosphere breaks, the temperature of the earth will rise.

The polar icebergs will melt,

icebergs melt,

The earth's water level will rise, the earth's water level will rise,

All mankind will be drowned.

Therefore, this is absolutely related to the safety of life and property of all human beings.

So I would like to appeal to the uncles and aunts who read this article,

Please go to my dad to buy tea when you have time.

Make business better and make more money.

This year we must not let the tragedy of the destruction of the earth happen!

【Teacher comments】

Your logical thinking is astonishingly powerful!

Please tell your father immediately;

The teacher will mobilize all students, parents, relatives and friends tomorrow,

go to your dad to buy tea,

Never let the earth be destroyed!

▼The real life behind the people in the tea culture industry! Behind the scenery is

The hard work and dedication of tea farmers

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Integrity first in the tea industry

In the tea market,

Integrity is something more important than life,

In this market,

Relying on a face, a reputation,

Once your reputation is bad, you can basically say goodbye to this circle.

Just keep your word,

a phone call,

Tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions or even tens of millions of dollars will be in your hands immediately.

This is the charm of this market.

The best circle of honesty and execution in the society,

hold on to it,

Integrity is gold,

stand by faith,

It is also the most precious thing we have always stood by.

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The bitterness behind the scenery

The person who makes tea!

Superficial scenery to be the boss, tea boss

Be the gold lord!

dress brightly,

mouth lotus,

Pointing at the market of millions, tens of millions, hundreds of millions, hundreds of millions,

In fact, living a hard life,

Go out early and come back late every day!

The river drifts north and south,

Three meals a day are not fixed,

Even a safe meal for a few days!

Socialize with all kinds of people.

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It's hard to make tea

If the price is too high, say you are black;

The offer is low, saying you are a liar;

The quotation is just right, and said to consider it!

Pay attention to him, he bullshit you;

Ignore him, he says you are pretending;

After chatting, he said to think about it again

...

How about the people who let us make tea?

But the day goes by and I have to keep doing it...

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Cut me first

cost a lot,

Profits are thin,

This is the current state of tea making.

relative,

Stop haggling so hard.

Don't think how much money we can make,

It's really a small profit.

If you want to bargain,

Cut me before you haggle!

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I'm not taking care of the tea, I'm taking my life

The ECG of the tea market owner:

Normal heartbeat:

__/______/_______

Heartbeat when a customer comes to order:

__/___/_/__/_/_

The heartbeat of customers when negotiating prices:

_/_/_/_/_/_/_

The heartbeat when the customer order comes:

///////////

Heartbeat when money can't be beat:

_______________

So to make tea,

It's a real practice,

Do it and cherish it!

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Real life in the tea market

Eating ten yuan fried rice,

Urging tens of thousands of remittances.

Sitting on the bus for a dollar,

Talking about thousands of dollars in contracts.

Sleeping in a hotel with more than 100 yuan,

Pointing at the market of tens of millions.

With a few thousand dollars of hard-earned money,

Staring at the list of tens of millions of millions.

making tea,

Just so willful.

Looking for an industry should look for this,

Playing hundreds of millions of business.

Earn hundreds of dollars in bills!

Take the money selling cabbage,

With the heart of selling white and powder!

The business is a high-end atmosphere,

Profit is low-key luxury grounded gas!

Brilliant business!

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someone asked

Now that you're tired, why don't you go back?

Because apart from making tea, I can't do anything!